Clark The Forklift

Firstly:

Like I need more than this to inspire an entire WORLD into existence

Now, I noticed this while watching a classic Steve Blackman bout on an old wrestling DVD and the inherent potential in the concept presented almost immediately. Clark The Forklift. He (Clark the Forklift) is a forklift, right? But also, in addition to being a forklift, he’s alive. The possibilities, the possibilities. He could get into all the kinds of situations a forklift gets into (moving things, being driven) but, from the vantage point of sentience, offer a hitherto unexplored perspective. Immediately my mind raced, and within the year I’d concocted the first of Clark’s adventures, presented to you in instalments beginning now. Read forth, my humans…

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