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April 2012
Comic Book Panel Of The Day – ‘Tec 411: Batman. A Cow. Violence. Get on it, it’s on it, the roof is on fiah…
Blupdate: Thoughts on actually-starting work and a Goblin song
Unlent: Thoughts on about-to-starting work and the lifestyle choices that made me so ill I wrote “Day Off”
Thing Of The Day 9/4/12: My discovery of just how lifts actually work
Day Off: A wee bit of a lie seeing as I went ahead and wrote anyway.
Why I Hate WWE’s Matt Striker: I wish I was a Matt Striker. I also make this joke in the post
Spider-Man And The Kooky Kastle Kaper: Charles Vess’ Spider-Man: Spirits Of The Earth is probably the worst comic I’ve ever read. Here, I make my feelings known, ooh, and with PICTURES
Youtube’s A Tube #62: How Youtube transcribed a line from Dr. Terror much to my confusion
A Brand New Day (Of Dicks): And So Was Launched A Blog Anew
Ten Things I Love About: Metal Gear Solid 2: Including curry, giant monsters and Norihiko Hibino
A Triumvirate: One Wrestlemania 28 and 20, Game Of Thrones and the new Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon
Game Of Thrones…: All hail…KING Joffrey. The little prick.
Of Cream Soda, Milk And Man: One man (me) and a bad idea make love and out pops the best baby ever
THE NEWS: April 2012: Teehee comedy messing
Ten Things I LOVE About: Resident Evil Code Veronica. MMMMMM. It’s A GREAT Game!: Not entirely honest title to go with a sarcastic outpouring of vengeance
March 2012
Ten Things I Love About: Metal Gear Solid 3 – Snake Eater: What it says on the RONSEAL but so much less serious than usual
Ten Things I Love About: Batman 1989: Batman 1989 or GTFO
Milk Duds: A Rambleast Investigation: Pauly Shore, expensive chocolate and no resolution whatsoever
The Challengening 1 – Chasing Amy (Away): An I think fair critical assault on arguably the worst film of all time and the first in a series of articles challenging long held opinions of things I either like or hate (or so I think I think)
Blog Boke 2: The Bokening: Just loads of crap from my hard drive that I wanted rid of/ published online forever
Daily Post – What The Fuck Is Crash Canyon: What is it? READ
What Not To Watch – Freddy Versus Credibility: Thoughts on the last two films to feature good ol’ Freddy Kreueger. As in, good (when he was in the) ol (d movies from the 80s)
The 7 A.M. Blog Strikes Back: I think, in short, I’m remembering how to do this
Weekly Entertainment Record?: Some notions on recently-watched films. You know, like when the blog was awesome?
Vent: A rare sombre reflection on the perils of unemployment, ambitionless drifting and motherfucking circum fucking cision.
Right Here In Belfast – A Comic Triumph In Red Flannel: Mick Foley, long time Rambleast hero, decides to be amazing at standup with less than a year’s experience. Gushing ensues.
February 2012
The Weekly Want (12.2.12): Likely the first time you’ll ever read the phrase Chess Boner
Joke 40: A joke. READ.
The Weekly Want (5.2.12): Another expensive Star Wars toy for a character who’s not actually, strictly speaking, a character at all
January 2012
Cyclops: Sissy: A single panel
Clark The Forklift: Yeah, basically I saw an advertisement at a wrestling event from over a decade ago and based an entire story on it. This is the first bit of the first story, which hopefully I’ll finish soon and not abandon (like I did with Robocop – why is it all my stories involve phonecalls and mysteries?) and eventually make a million pounds by selling to The Movies.
Batman’s Lost Catchphrase: A few panel’s from a 1970s Batman comic in which he acts the maggot
THE NEWS: January 2012: Vintage Rambleast style, but brand new. I need to get back to this sort of nonsense in a big way
Not Yet Titled: Another Blast Process test run, without embellishment or even a title. Have since stopped using Rambleast as a sandbox…
Terra Incognita And The Key That Broke The Camel’s Mind: A long overdue tribute to the Net Yaroze game that remains my greatest shame, later reprinted on Blast Process
December 2011
The Rambleast Review: Sonic CD: My first contribution for Blast Process, which I published here first to test
On Two Thirds Of Black Mirror: A wee review of some of the self-parody Charlie Brooker is churning out these days
Shameless Plug And Minor Pride: On being approached by The Peter Cushing Appreciation Society UK to reprint a blog and solicit some new stuff (which I’ve yet to deliver), I wrote 76 words about it. These is them words.
November 2011
Foundation Psycopathy, Recent Gaming and The Julia Davis Confessional Nerf Rebuttal: I had a miserable, impoverished November and wrote an entire ONE blog. Shameful. It’s quite angry, I’m afraid.
October 2011
Rockstar XDurance: A Review: The drink so amazing I had to write about it. This post has since proved really popular, it gets more hits a week than pretty much everything else
Daily Post: October 22nd 2011: An account of what I get up to when I’m left alone, oh HA HA, yes, it’s just wanking and wanking and wanking. Very funny, internet…
Horror Fortnight: The Fatigue Of Dracula: Fatigue (“fattigyoo”, as hilariously pronounced by Bugs Bunny) sets in
Horror Fortnight 2011: Frankenstein And The Title From Hell: Hammer’s last Frankenstein and one of the best
Frankenstein Must (MUST) Be Destroyed: Another review, and of a good ‘un this time, too
Horror Fortnight 2011: Frankenstein And Hammer’s Identity Crisis: HF2k11 hits its first stumble
Twenty Riffs And Why I Love Them: A rare music post, those being rare as they’re hard to pull off.
Horror Fortnight 2011: The Legend of The Curse Of Frankenstein: Another seasonal review
On Club Reps (A Decade Late): Some verbal poncery in un-praise of the reality sickfest
The Rambleast Resident Evil Odyssey: The lengths I went to to download one of my favourite and least favourite games
Horror Fortnight 2011: A Wee Word on The Revenge Of Frankenstein: A mini-review of a Hammer classic that’s not at all sensible
Actual Joke: Read ‘n’ see…
On Recent Watchings: On Wilfred, American Dad, Justice League, Futurama and more
Gallery Speciale: Stupidite D’Angleterre: Poncily titled assortment of pictures of silly things.
Ten Things I Love About: Resident Evil 4: The return of the weekly feature and a tribute to one my the best games ever
September 2011
On TV Themes: Any excuse to have a go at Top Gear.
Dungannon Fine Art: Graffiti from my home town: essentially a load of wabs on a fence
A Bevy Of Misleading Covers: Some art that lies, and an excuse to write ‘bevy’
The Camel’s Heart: Addendum: More reasons I’m not paying for Star Wars on blu-ray
The Straw That Broke The Camel’s Heart: Why I’m Not Paying For Star Wars On Blu-Ray
August 2011
Blog Triumph And The Wake Of Moy Park: My joy at no longer working in a factory, my hate of Rainn Wilson and other little bits in a very unproductive month
808 State Of Mind: In short, a description of a song with no lyrics
July 2011
Image Dump: Some amusing visuals to tickles your eyebaws
Skite Toys 2K11: Some of the utter crap living in Poundland these days. Not actually restricted to toys, mind
June 2011
Sepultura: Kairos: Thoughts on the Seps’ latest masterpiece
Limp Bizkit- Gold Cobra: The first Amazon review I’ve written in ages that they’ve not accepted.
Ten Things I Love About: Cradle Of Filth’s The Principle Of Evil Made Flesh: Written in a manner that doesn’t require familiarity with the subject, which I’ll endeavour to do more of
“An Ode To A Turn Of Chance”: ‘Nother poem
Various Good Newses For The Self: On breaking my 18-month unemployment streak and what I plan on doing with the monies (note- as of July 2011 I have already bought most everything detailed on the avarice list contained herein)
Techbound: My only blog written entirely in Dungannon Tech. See for details
Blog Boke: Ah, just read it, there’s really all kinds in this one
Spartacus: Shit and Piss: Thoughts on the TV series
Done a Drawin’: Satire? No, I was quite, quite serious
“A Walk ‘Long The Lines”: Headwerkz’ first poem
Open Letter: Addressed to hayfever
Deluge: On (in blog order): driving, culling, wrestling, hayfever, games, and nice DVD/BD special editions
The Continuing Culling Adventures Of One Paul McNamee: One of my DVD removal sessions detailed
Further Culling: An Adendum: Basically what happened after I wrote the previous post
Further Culling: On the process of cleaning up my Amazon reviews account and how I plan on earning a Top 100 spot in the ‘Classic Reviewer’ rank, which is still the only one that matters even though my other rank is higher.
May 2011
Worth Reading: A solid blog on leaves, wind, a harrowing dog incident, dream gig organisation, etc.
The Things I HATE About: Clerks: I’ll save you the bother, it’s just ten pictures of Marilyn Ghigliotti
Photos Three: Two photos and another
Consolidate Me: A VERY detailed account of how I synchronised my various music libraries and began the ongoing process of irrigating my bloated bastard of an unchecked music collection
The Things I Love About: Mortal Kombat: That’s the film, and not the game
Recent Fun: On peeing too often, proper practice in public loos, and opinionation on King Of The Hill and Bloodbath and that
Ten Things I Love About The 1990s (Part II): More laziness, though with more substance, too
Morge: That drummer cat knocks the park outta the earth itself
Scatological Observations II: The Ill-Advised Peequel: The long-threated follow-up to an earlier post
The Things I Love About: The Crow: Like 10 even covers it…
April 2011
Jorge The Denim Devil: A familiar face kicks the shit of some drums, yo
Arrrgh: A Photoshop mishap
Joke: An overdue crap gag
Some Thoughts: On sneezing, Wednesdays, The Real McCoys, dog discipline and others
You’re Doing WHAT Now?: On the Green Ranger’s move to professional violence
Carnegie Hall: On pissing
An Assortement Of Photae: Photae (or “photos”, spit)
The PrizeLIE: Another “cube” exposed
How Many Did YOU Have?: Answers on a postcard
The Adventures Of The Cat Man And Other Delights: One of those rambling efforts, detailing my early days as a Kleeneze distributor, my feelings on the return of Batman: The Brave And The Bold and other tidbits
As Dead As Childhood: Reflections on wastes of time, misspent youth. Quite ridiculous, one for the ‘humour’ file
Ten Things I Love About: Akercocke’s Antichrist: The inaugural musical tribute in the series, to a neo-classic death metal effort from England’s finest dapper devils
Ten Things I Love About: The 1990′s (Part I): Really just a compilation as I’d no time to write anything in depth. Vids and pics just, then
Vomit The Blood Of Dracula: Just a little scene from Scars Of Dracula, and some context as to why I thought it was worth sharing
Ten Things I Love About: Frankenstein Created Woman: Cushing’s starring masterpiece gets the loved-through-words treatment
Concert Travelogues II: Opeth, London: A worth-reading account of what can best be described as an ordeal.
The Unexplained… EXPLAINED! – American Confectionary: An article at once informative and inflammatory.
Thoughts On Wrestlemania: A rare venture into commentary on contemporary wrestling.
Ten Things I Love About: Resident Evil 2: Features heavily that paragon of chivalry, Robert Kendo.
March 2011
Ten Things I Love About: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3: Love for Tony HANK’s finest hour.
What I’m Most Afraid Of: Click pon’t to find out
Ten Reasons I Love: The God of War Trilogy: Two sets of five reasons in some way connected to six half-games
Obscure Thing Of The Week: Takeshi’s Challenge: Read all about the least user-friendly video game of all time
The Seven Worst: Sounds In Video Gaming: Another planned regular, looking at dreaded aural signifiers in a couple vidya games.
Ten Reasons I Love: Uncharted 2: The first in I hope a regular countdown of things I’m awful fond of, beginning with the recently-completed Uncharted 2: Among Theives.
Fooling No-one: A look at the (then) latest in the Tesco Bargain DVD aisle’s blockbuster rip-offs.
POLL!: Another poll that’s really an aknowledgement of my tenedency to notice extremely small similarities in unrelated examples.
Who Needs ‘Em?: A very silly display in the Post Office.
Things I Like Enough To Write About How Much I Hate Them 1: Sonic The Hedgehog: Ronseal. VERY detailed.
The Evolution Of Mysterio: A Look at the various stupid incarnations of a relentlessly stupid looking comic book supervillain
February 2011
Obscure Thing Of The Week: Frankenstein 1970: A new discovery of a film that seems to good to be true. No, sorry, that’s too weird to be true
Disney’s Herculay: An Amazon review that Amazon mightn’t want
January 2011
The Nintendo GameLIE: The console that LIES
A Hundred Miscellanies: 95-11: “Misfortune!”, “Workplace Mishap!”
A Hundred Miscellanies: 90-94: “Words I Have Difficulty Typing”, “Peoples Whose Concepts I Enjoy With Envy”
A Tennery Of Videogame Machine Abuse: A look at rare and mostly stupid variants of popular consoles.
Some Comics Silliness: Gallery of comic-bound idiocy
2010 In Review: Films: ALLLL the shit I saw last year in cinemas.
2010 In Review: Music: A lament on the poor year that was (guest written by my ears)
2010 In Review: Games: An atypically positive look at a great year for games.
A Length Of Indictment Of Die Hard 2: Die Harder: Precisely why I’ve been so vocal about my hatred of this movie recently.
Cars, Board Games, The Zoo, Irish Culture, Actors, Aliens And Monsters, Vinyl, Gypos and Toys: Texted suggestions for blog fodder.
A Hundred Miscellanies: 88-90: “Garments!”, “Modification!”, “Idiosyncrasy!”
Dungannon’s Art Scene Is Thriving. Alive, And Well: Some found art in lovely Dungannon.
2011 Wishlist: What I’d like to see released this year.
December 2010
The State Of Things: A little ranting on some of the latest comedy shits.
Nine Inch Nails: The Gift (A Review Most Serious): A review of the by-fans-for-fans release from NIN’s Lights In The Sky Tour.
A Hundred Miscellanies: 77-87: “Standard Subway Order”, “Organisation”, “Misdeeds!”, “Fun With Cops!”
A Hundred Miscellanies: 73-76: “Danger!”
The Greatest Comics Covers Of The 1990s: 1 Simply a terrible cover from issue 40 of Spider-Man.
November 2010
INTRUDER TO YOUR RIGHT: Scott Dolph’s entire Ray speech from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty
Observations: Thoughts on topics as varied as the pluralisation of Eason and the inconsistency in Sega RF blocks.
A Hundred Miscellanies: 62-72: “The Original Paul McNamee Playstation Game Collection (Before Sale To Shaun Quinn)”, “The Ridiculous Student Loan Purchases”, “Top Six Longest Held Bugbears”
A Hundred Miscellanies: 30-61: “Cinema Hijinks”
A Hundred Miscellanies: 23-29: “Six Gang-Related Favourites”, “An Observation On Smoking”
A Hundred Miscellanies: 21-22: “Local Organized Crime”
A Hundred Miscellanies: 6-20: “Ten Really Popular Films I’ve Never Seen”, “Five Favourites”
A Hundred Miscellanies: 1-5: “Favourite Star Wars Home Video Artwork”, “Games Played Through Twice In A Row”
TOO MUCH DEADLY: Members of Fear Factory, Sepultura and Napalm Death hanging out.
Shadow Conspiracy: An absolutely ridiculous film poster.
On Super Mario World: Thoughts on the best 2D platformer ever.
New Things and What I Think Of Them Pt. II: The Apathening: Some thoughts on then-news, including a humorous mention of Finn Devlin in the paper and some recent casting announcements.
New Things And What I Think Of Them: Thoughts on future Red Dwarf and new Partridge and a lie.
On Books: Criticism of celebrity autobiographies.
October 2010
October 2010: Mighty Fenriz Is Still Mighty: My reaction to news of a black metal musician recording an audio commentary for an album
Why I Hate Duct Soup: A detailed account of my abandonment of Red Dwarf upon my most recent rewatching of its worst episode.
Goober Exposed (Note: this post is crap): In which I note the similarities between several Hanna Barbera cartoons.
Fuck you, video player: My excitement about the long-awaited DVD release of Shane Meadows’ first film.
I Love The 90s: A Photograph of just about everything in my room from that greatest of decades, the 1990s
The Weekly Want: A pointlessly expensive Michael Jackson doll.
1996: “Niggas always want credit for some shit they supposed to do”: A small similarity between a bit by Alexei Sayle and Chris Rock’s most famous routine.
Observations For The 7th Day Of October In The Year 2010: New Mountain Dew, Jonathan Ross reappraisal, Mario All Stars, Blackadder dismissal.
Gwen Stacy?: A mockup of Emma Stone as the dead ex of Spider-Man.
The Weekly Want Gone Mental: Basically, every Batman toy I had when I was wee in a nice little gallery. Nostalgia city.
Covert? COVERT?: An inaccurately monikered action figure.
The Plug II: The Quickening: Funnier without context
You Won’t Catch Me With Me Trousers: My favourite scene in The Young Ones, and maybe in comedy history.
An Idiosyncrasy And Two Rants: A mention of my DVD upgrading habit, my hatred of Zack Snyder and thoughts on Ren and Stimpy.
Better Than Your Favourite Show: Another clip from The Young Ones, another classic comedy scene.
NARC!: Rebellion against piracy
On Apparent Unjust Hatred: In which I defend my churlishness with examples of love.
On Genii: In praise of John Williams and Henry Mancini. There’s some sweet language in there (when isn’t there?)
September 2010
The Last Straw: My abandonment of Cradle Of Filth
CHEER UP!!!: Sound advice
I mean, who needs actually good art, anyway? Ever? I’m not being sarcastic.: I WAS being sarcastic.
Plastic Man Can Expand…: Animated DC superheroines sing about Aquaman’s knob
(No title): Me, worrying about my driving theory test (which I needn’t have
The True Measure Of A Man: Well? Read and find out.
A Moment Of Wisdom: In hindsight, not so much wisdom.
What Not To Do: Whoops. A photo.
A Favourite Song: Click to find out what it was (it’s the theme off The Antiques Roadshow)
Mirth: A classic Pauljoke
1711, Apparently: Rumination on weight loss and the word ‘awesome’
Oliver Queen:: A sight gag
A First!: From the day we left the cinema early
No Title: Thoughts on Roman numerals, filing, bones, Pop Tarts and waiting for the postman
Pre-9 a.m. Blog: Thoughts on Gremlins, the sun, ebay procrastination, postmen again. Also there’s some lovely alliteration and countdowns of bargains and ripoffs I’ve endured.
Some Observations: On: Black Books, Pixar film packaging, Twitter, the various mixes of one Megadeth album. Also there’s some deadly crap puns, a Dexter’s Lab episode, a brief review of a comic I didn’t like, a list of things that scare me in films, a poll, a humorous scene from an old Spider-Man cartoon, a photo of a schoolbag, praise of KFC employees, a dream, a truly frightening chip shop mascot, a musing on metal fans from different generations, and a link to The Rock’s best ever people’s elbow, amidst other fluff. A great post, I reckon.
Super Saucy Noodles: My take on the latest version of a staple of my diet since childhood
Wrestling Week: CONTROVERSY!: A look at some of wrestling’s less honourable moments.
Wrestling Week: THE NECK IS BROKEN! Holy FUCK!: Some nasty men enjoy footage of a lady’s injury. Their reactions are hilarious, sadly.
The Weekly Want: My desire for American cereals
Because One Is Never Enough: Two Calvin And Hobbes-themed images that showed up that one week
This Is Why I Hate Computers: This, and the whole Skynet thing
Well now, Whoozat?: Me, on DVD
Look At The Picture Of Ant And Dec!: From Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle
Immunity: How Michael Bay earned immunity from criticism for life
Review, Straight Up: Amazon refused to post my review of Daybreakers, so here it is
Videogame Music Of The Day: This used to be a regular thing, but I retired it as it was almost as painstaking to maintain as this fucking index has been to create. Head on in for some BGM classics and accompanying commentary from me (Paul).
Death Metal Text Volley: Me and Jimmy up to our usual badness
Yes. A song from Power Rangers.: The best song from the soundtrack album.
200th Post!!!: Click to see how I celebrated
Cop Out Cop Out: Some kinda racism, I guess
August 2010
Trainothought: Pictures as they came to me
The Big Boss Man Mentality: An analysis of crap things, and the reason why I named them after a crap wrestler many years ago
WHO IS BESTER?: If you get it, I like you
Naming And Shaming: Slaggings of the local Subway and that old bitch from out the back a Castlecourt
The First Section Of Resident Evil 2 From Memory: An energetic textual recollection of the first twenty minutes or so of Resident Evil 2 that is possibly more fun to read than the game is to play, and deserves a follow up
The Sunday Want (A Day Late): Some fragrant lunacy
Who now?: Again, getting it means I like you
An Actual Blog: An account of seeing Cannibal Corpse in Belfast
Me & Herring: Find out about Richard Herring and friend’s me-defamation
You’re so negative…: A gag
“Until then…arrrghh ha ha ha ha”: A classic wrestling gaffe
Body clean, mind dirty: Thoughts on showering
Observations On Digimortal: A bulletpointed album review
New Limp: Reaction to the new Limp. Duh
The (Not Quite) Daily List: FIVE Excellent TV Themes: Ronseal
A Thought: On how the literary tool of portmanteau might kill us all
The Weekly Want: Sky Shot Batman: Simply a really cool toy
Fuck You, Mum: My rudely-worded, t-shirted triumph over she who made me
Another Dream: Featuring Jim Davidson
How To Be Rude: Some graffiti in Portadown and Belfast covering the spectrum of rudeness
More Insanity: A forum post that attained legendary status on the Opeth boards
PLEASE Read: Caution: reading may not benefit your imagination
July 2010
A Dream: Featuring Stuart Anstis
Fixing The World: Something that bugged me ’til I coulds stands no mores
A Simple Equation: Really, VERY simple, old boy
WANT!: Update: GOT!
Kiss Is On TV: Maybe even stupider than the Kiss Coffin
Wishful Thinking: On my desire for Spider-Man 2099 to be reprinted en totale
Max Is Stupid: Well, he IS
North & South: Make sure you watch the video or the joke doesn’t work
Plans: Plans for the blog that, although I didn’t follow them up, I still intend to
Obsolete: My love for Fear Factory’s 1998 masterpiece
Some Poundland Fun: A gallery of the awful shite that Poundland sells to kids
Class Cat: Deborah’s cat with the bad leg
Portadown Establishment For Real: Amazingly named Chinese takeaway in Portadown
If The Bible Has Taught Us Anything: A profound statement
The Star Spangled Banner: Thoughts on the act of spangling
Not Want: Bikes
What the…: Nature spooks me out
Summer 2004 is ALIVE!!!: Reclaiming a tradition…
Some Bits: Photos from Blackpool, including the best tattoo I’ve ever seen in person
Great Last Show: A wee dig at Jonathan Ross
Common Household Pest: From the day I found a Pokemon in my kitchen
New Lando: My latest Lando Calrissian action figure, in which his nationality has been tinkered with
The Cradle Of Filth Club: My suggestion that COF is a project, not a band. Includes nearly-complete list of members
Predators Is a Load Of Fucking Shit: An outline of my hatred for that shittest of films
Hate List III: The Thirdening: Includes hatred of Fearne Cotton.
Gravatar: A new Pokemon inspired by the comments section of-
GOLFinger: THIS, in which I also present my favourite movie scene
No Joke: My (I think) humble insistence that I am funnier than John Bishop
Football Puns: Ronseal
Oh Dear: The pros and cons of Poundland opening in Dungannon
Five Performance That Make The Film: Ronseal
WHOA!!!: “THIS hall is DANGEROUS!”
Oooh, the 90s: Some thinkings on said decade and a link to a clip of Alan Moore being a big weirdo
Aye whatever: Malaria in all its forms
(No title): Some videos and other assorted thoughts pertinent to that week
Wee Rant: On the abuse of the term ‘mixed reviews’ on Wikipedia
Some Fodder: Just some things
Newturama: My defence of the latest series of Futurama, despite how poor it had been to that point (and sure enough, it DID improve)
Burger King Dung: In particular, I address something that’s annoyed me ever since I first stepped foot in Coleraine’s Burger King
June 2010
A Statement Of Fact: Click and find out
IMMORTAL DOG: A youtube link
THE WALL!: A stupid Spider-Man stupid from the stupid
Please Watch This: Queen’s video for The Invisible Man. Awful
LOL Dump: Some amusing photos and a screen grab
EYEBALL FEAST: More idiot toys from Poundland, a shot of the Pete O Steele Memorial Garden and a spooky near-incident
Complete: On the finishing of Super Mario Galaxy 2 (the best thing ever)
Old Games New: On the regression within major franchises
Super Mario Day: Detailing my summer gaming plan
Shit Black Metal Is Shit: A shit video by some dicks
…what?: The Human Torch encounters a familar face from THE FUTURE!
The Other Guys Trailer: To think, the only film I ever walked out of had once merited a blog post.
BITCH HUNTER: More Will Ferrell videage
Idiots?: On the Chuckle Brothers
A Quick Observation: Why mucus is so stupid
Some Photae: Yes, some photos and a maths joke
June Two (Just a date, not a cool sci-fi story about the long-hinted-at ‘thirteenth month’): Observations of the day, and photographic suggestion that I am Albert Einstein
Morning Blog: Thoughts on cartoons, new Rush, the sun (again), and fictional superheroes.
May 2010
Etc.: Musings on the title of the blog, Lauren Laverne, my behaviour on buses, how I wash my hair, my favourite word, my love of dogs and Pear Picking Porky ice lollies
Refuse Refuse/ Resist: Soulfly covering a Sepultura song and how much I hate it
BBC.co.uk/news is fucking stupid: BBC’s use of a masked picture of dead Slipknot bassist Paul Gray really, really annoyed me
Legends Of The Dark Knight: The animated tribute to the classic Frank Miller series and some praise of it
(No title): A clip of Focus playing Hocus Pocus live. Truly amazing
Heavy Metal Is Fucking Stupid: Click for evidence
Where Do Babies Come From?: Burton C. Bell eschews awkwardness in favour of a decent response in front of a child
FRONT! PAGE!: Looks edited even if it isn’t
Thoughts: On whether Superman could save a plane from the inside (read it, it’s an interesting point) and other mindfarts
Euronymous Interview(you MUST read): A translated interview with the murdered Euronymous, which proves hilarious thanks to the various grammatical errors that make his bigotry and baiting all the more ludicrous
Confectionary Observation: Dealing with Bacon Fries, Choc Dip and cherry flavoured drinks
The World Is All…Fucked Up: My worries about recent spooky activity
Jeffrey Dahmer: A tribute to the worst Soulfly song
Just Some Stuff From The Past Few Days: Pictures
“Real” Blog Post: I don’t get the deprecating title, I’ve written tons of these. Thoughts are on Peperami, Eastenders, Scream, my new hate of films and friends using poor English (which I don’t care about)
Poll: Which Is The Best Milo?
“No Comment”: Although by blogging about it, I did comment. Whoops
God Of War Have You Been all My Life?: On the games, which I’d just played for the first time
Coming Soon…: Promises unkept…
April 2010
POLL!!!: Featuring combat
The Robotcop Adventures: The Copycat Shit, Part I: Never-followed-up fiction. I might have a go. Probably not.
The Hate List: Read for anger
Abbath: A Tribute: An Appendix: Something I forgot to add to the original Abbath post (below)
The Golden Rhino: In praise of one of the stupidest cartoons ever made
Hard Streets: Purposely poorly made movie spoof. Very funny
Recent Reading: Simple enough. This might predate the Daily Entertainment Record
Concert Travelogues II: Bon Jovi, Dublin: An account of one of the worst experiences of my life
Concert Travelogues I: Fear Factory, Bristol: An account of one of the worst experiences of my life
Ken Awesome: Tribute to Carcass drummer Ken Owen
James Bond No-Nos: Things you’d never see him endure
From Teh Vaults: Some forgery for fun
Laugh It Up, Fuzzball: Episode II (though aesthetically, V): Some Star Wars jokes. Fuck I love bad jokes.
In Praise Of Chucklevision: Not sarcastic: I really love Chucklevision
A Collection Of Death Metal Song Titles: The usual bidness (I’m not nuts) including the themed Hanna Barbera and British Comedy sections
Green And Yellow Indeed: A slagging
The Dick Robots Of Star Wars: Oh, this guy is SUCH a dick
Iron Fucking Hero: You know those knock-off films you see in the cheap section of Tesco? Here’s a selection.
One Joke: And it’s a cracker, too.
Crap Toys Special: The Spider-Man Motorbike: I fucking HATE it when toy companies put Spider-Man on a bike
Crap Toys: An Art: Some crap toys. As in other places on the site, most come from Poundland.
Best: An excellent dog
Awesome Movies Of The 1970s: Dracula AD 1972: With pictures and everything!
Abbath: A Tribute: Some photos and videos hailing one of the strangest faces of black metal.
A Photographic Guide To Sligo (Pronounced, “Sly-Jeetch”): Some of the funny-to-me things I noticed in said town, and my visit to Yeats’ grave
Inconsistency: My annoyance at the variation in review scores (out of 5, 10 or 100)
Axe: Like it says, I refuse to contextualise this
A Mighty Pairing: Some deadly fellas
Laugh It Up, Fuzzball: The first batch of Star Wars jokes
March 2010
Fanboys: What The Fuck Happened?: My anger at how a sure thing turned into such a bad film
An Actual Joke I Just Invented: I was quite proud of this, too
Wolverwho?: Spot the difference
Tescos: A minor and petty rant aided by a picture
The Interactive Mass: Or “Why I Love Palm Sunday”. My mum’d kill me if she saw this
Dire Consequences: Ah, the very real time I beat up Danny Dire
Macterpiece Theater: Wolfman, Lake Of Dracula, Big Momma’s House, Watchmen: Reviews of the listed films, most of which I’d not seen. Each employs liberal use of lies
Macterpiece Theater: 17 Again: Another review of a film that, as I describe it, doesn’t exist
Fat Buddies: Some birds
My Worst Fucking Nightmare: The temporal threat that Freeview viewers had to deal with regularly last year, before the channel started actually showing programmes
Zombie Week: Thoughts on the myriad zombie films I watched that week
My Angry Afternoon: The day I sent Paul Daniels a second email because he didn’t reply to my first
Derek Chance’s Review Of Vile: A false review that bears all my hallmarks, from many years ago
The Beatles: Bigger Than Jesus: A piece on The Beatles that flirts with the truth
Cheek: A piece of work I submitted at university, contextualised within
How To Spot Them (They Make It So Easy): Basically, how to pick out a dickhead
A Brief Thought: The earlier mention of my ill-fated correspondence with Paul Daniels, the ‘bad magcian’.
Michael Jackson, God…: The singer’s omniscience examined through his music videos
Top Show: My thoughts on Top Gear. Take it however you want
Scatological Observations: Not as gross as it sounds (lie)
Sonic The 3: Thoughts on said game and a picture of a REAL echidna
Why watching films you never normally would can pay off…: A scene from Capricorn One that I really enjoyed by seeing by accident
Me And Rory McGrath: Spot the difference
Sarah, Oisin and The Boogie Bus: A copyright-infringing vehicle from the South of Ireland
Stupid, Stupid Poster: A stupid, stupid poster
At The Top: Crap observation. A slow day
Rugratz: My advice on how local business Rugratz could improve
Sonic the 2: Thoughts on game, including a comparison of its score and the music of The Hives
Top Deadly DVD Extrae: Some less than usual bonus features I’ve enjoyed
Jabbelfast: You ever see the human, Belfast-born Jabba The Hutt? Here ya go (note that this is not some youtube mashup, but actual footage from 1977)
The Grim Reaper Wears A Teflon Coat: An Iron Man cartoon and what I love about it (that it’s shite)
Pete O Steele’s Bloody Great Bonk On: Pornography mixed with The Joker to pleasing effect
Things Offa The TVision I Also Have As Well As The People On The TeleV Having Them: Simple enough- things I’ve seen on TV that I also have, but obscure items like a clock and a cookbook from the 1970s
The World’s Many Wrongs: A weird and wonderful gallery
The Art Of Crap Box Art: Something I intend to follow up: DVD covers by companies that don’t get the shows
The List: How I Watched Two TV Boxsets A Week For a Year Without Doing That At All: An account of the year of 2008, during which I watched a ridiculously high amount of DVDs. Worth a read
Inaugural Post: Selfacts: Not unlike my recent Hundred Miscellanies, a list of idiosyncrasies and a few amusing fibs
